Governance Template : Offer Rejection Refusal Letter
- JS Gervais
- May 20
- 1 min read
Today we're delighted to share our very own (fictitious!) rejection refusal response letter.
We've always found this concept absolutely hilarious, and decided to create our own twist, tailored for the world of enterprise cybersecurity.
Now you too can add this to your governance templates for hypothetical use!
This is to inform you that we must politely refuse your rejection of our services... and will be delivering them anyway. 😆
Our take on the classic “rejection refusal” letter!
To give credit where it's due: we haven’t found a specific author to cite for this concept. It seems to live in the collective brilliance of internet humour, and especially in HR circles. One example that inspired us featured a fictional job applicant refusing a company’s rejection and confirming they’d be starting Monday at 8:00 AM sharp.
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